it’s too much to ask for when I ask for a guy who won’t: Cheat, lie, or play me. Or fuck around behind my back. Or go and fuck one of my “friends”. Or even drink 24/7. Or smoke allllllllllll the damn time. Or even remotely consider dropping out. Or have sex with 23 people. Or run away to another city when his hometown gets rough. 

Call me crazy. But I’m ready for something new.